Clever Not Beautiful

Coreena.

Hi, my name is: Mina
Never in my life have I been: to write neatly
The one person who can drive me nuts is: my mom
High school: is best not talked about
When I’m nervous: I can’t look people in the eye
The last song I listened to was: Sekirara - Kiyoharu
If I were to get married right now my best man: my cat, Kage.
My hair is: Medium brown with copper highlights in the sun.
When I was 5: I fell into the creek in the backyard and came up with coated in slime.
Last Christmas: I got a stand mixer, and admitted a shameful secret.
When I look down I see: my tummy.
The happiest recent event was: flipping an omelet without ripping it.
If I were a character on ‘Friends’ I’d be: Monica, except I’m still fat.
By this time next year: I hope to be an even better cook.
My current gripe is: not enough money
If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: My mom.
The thing I want to buy:  A set of chef’s knives.
If you visited the place I was born: You’d probably get robbed at gunpoint.
If you spent the night at my house: The cats would keep you up all night.

I’d stop my wedding if: The preacher used words like “obey”.
The world could do without: bigots, bullies and mosquitoes.
Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: An ice cream maker
Most recent thing someone else bought me: A cup of coffee.
My middle name is: Marie
In the morning I: stumbled into the shower before having a bowl of cereal.
The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: Beavers. So not aerodynamic.
Last night I was: up too late.
If I was an animal I’d be: a rat
My birthday is: May 30th.